Deadpool 5K

Mojo is commentating on the action as you attempt to cross the mine-field. He's planned a deathtrap maze for you and you'd better entertain the audience!

You have nowhere else to go except into the building, and make it up in the elevator. Mojo doesn't sound happy and sends in a demolition crew. You race down the stairs to hopefully escape the collapsing building!

Mojo has money on you dying in the skyscraper, but Dogpool has an idea! She grabs a hose and you wrap yourselves in it, then jump down the stairwell to reach the lobby. Mojo sends Spiral after you to spice things up.

Spiral attacks and you are defended by Dogpool wielding a steel sign. Spiral tries to persuade Dogpool to abandon you but to no avail. You're saved by Longshot, but he can't handle Spiral and all the drones so you need to run!

Longshot explains that Mojo is no mastermind, he just had control of the only channel until recently. Now Longshot can stream to anyone who tunes in. You duck into the studios, but are followed by Spiral, and Mojo is sending in the big guns.

Deadpool shoots Spiral, but don't worry, it's just a tranquiliser. Mojo has sent in fighter jets with mini-nukes. As you escape, Wolvering begins to turn back into an adult...at least partially. Deadpool scoops him up so you can get to the Mojotube and hopefully escape the jets.

The nukes are dropped but you're safe on the Mojotube. But there is worse to come...street performers! You need to get away before they start singing. You reach the end of the train and jump off just as the performers start singing.

Well, according to social media, you're still alive. You hear Mojo's announcement – it's Shark Week and you'll never escape the cyborg sharks he's released. Wolverine digs you a tunnel, but it's flooded quickly, sending you bursting back above ground. The sharks have come along with you...and they have legs.

The sharks have followed you and Dogpool runs off. Longshot must also leave...he's terrified of the land sharks. Deadpool gives you his small knife and you face the metallic sharks. you hear that Dogpool has entered the spin-off studios and you need to go after her so you can get out of Mojoverse.

Longshot has sent you a Mojomaps link to guide you to Dogpool. You've entered the sitcom studios and finally face Mojo.

Mojo wants to make sure the show goes out when it's a success. You help Deadpool attack him while Wolverine takes out his metallic legs. Deadpool drops a mine on Mojo and a portal appears. Surely this will end well!

You're back in your own world. Well done, you survived! Deadpool would like his knife back, but you made it back alive which is never a given. Take his card and the check is in the mail. You're done with you accidental foray into being a mercenary and you never have to...Seems Spiral is angry. Might need to run again.